Purple Dragon

OMG!!

Did you see Lost last night??

I'm gutted!!

Went to the gym this morning.

Was getting on fine, until I started yapping with someone I know.

I was on the running machine (doing A Brisk Walk) when I turned towards her slightly and gestured the size of the sauna ... my foot caught the side of the machine and the next thing - I was flat on my face. Actually, according to the bruises and 'carpet' burns, that isn't entirely true. It seems I landed on both my knees and my hip and my bum. And my elbow and my shoulder.

The machine, of course, continued to do it's thang, so I was deposited in a heap at the end of the treadmill, feeling a complete and utter pillock. Naturally, the place was packed with folk.

I went home then.

As I reached into the car, at home, to get my phone out, I bashed my head on the doorframe.

Then, as I was leaning forward to unlock the front door, I overbalanced and cracked my head off the stonework beside the door.

Then, as I was making lunch, I cracked my ankle a good one off the door of the dishwasher.

I wanna go back to bed